compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a founding father

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you